Biorè Pore Pack Show.

I'm going to Langkawi for vacation tonight at midnight :) Actually, it's more like an eloping plan than a vacation, haha.

So, I applied one Biorè Pore Pack strip on my seemingly-flat-as-iron-board nose in the morning. I thought I will have 10 minutes of private time at home where I don't have to go out so nobody can see my funny looking face with a white piece of nonsense plastered to my nose....and then...

"Yee (what my 3 years-old cousin calls me at home) ...duayi (first aunt in hokkien, who is my mom) is calling you to come out to the mobile pasar!"

Oh crap!! The mobile pasar is parked opposite my house, and I could see all the neighbour aunties standing around it picking and choosing vegetables and fishes. Do I really have to go out now??

The thought of making my mother wait for me makes me sick, and it was going to rain soon. So, I gathered all the courage I needed, inhaled deeply, and step out of my house and made my way to the mini lorry parked just opposite my house.

For the first time in my hometown, I felt like a star... every pair of eyes were staring at me! But only they were not looking at me like I'm a star...but some fool with some funny white piece of crap on her nose, looking really really silly.

My 3 year-old cousin asked with her innoent face :"Yee, what happened to your nose?"

Even the mobile pasar owner looked at me strangely... and my mother giggled.

Oh, I swear I wanted to die on the spot!! I wished I could bury my head in the groud like an ostrich or turn invisle like the Hollow Man.

I just smiled and said:"Oh, I stick somthing on my nose, that's all."

After my mother asked me whether I wanted to get some tau-sa-piah for my friends who are going to Langkawi...correction, eloping to Langkawi to night, to which I replied "No need la.", I walked steadily back into my house and laughed at myself.

So much embarassment could occur in just 5 short minutes.

Chocolate vs Sex

Judges : Lord Cadbury LC, Lord Lindts, Lord Hersheys, Lord Guylians and Lord Sneakers MR.

Case title : Ferero Roche v. Kinder Bueno (2005) HoL AER 5 448

Facts: On 15th July, 2005, the appellant and respondent were having a double chocolate milk shake at Chocolate Lover's, Cocoa Street, Confectionary District, when the disputed issue arose. The respondent allegedly claimed that there's nothing that can replace the ever sinful SEX in this world today. The applicant, being a chocolate addict, disagreed with the respondent. Both parties ended up in an unsweetened fudge fight, and the dispute was brought to court.

Held:
Their Lordships held unanimously that:
Chocolate is better than sex.

Their ratio decidendi were:

1. You can GET chocolate.
2. "If you love me, you'll swallow" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies, even when it's gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard chocolate doesn't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's never any need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate late at night it doesn't keep your neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate, size doesn't matter and it's always great.

Chocolate rules!!! hehe

Violation of Chocolates' Rights!

Yes, I am addicted to chocolates. It's a substance I can't live without. I totally LOVE chocolates!

I was devastated to come across this website and found out that chocolates are not as simple as it seems. In fact, if chocolates were made a living thing, its rights would have been violated and justified a suit against people who disregarded its welfare :P

Sounds silly, I know :) I can't believe it myself either. There is such a thing as the EU's Chocolate Dispute. I find it ridiculous even as a law student...and a chocoholic.

Check it out : http://www.american.edu/projects/mandala/TED/chocolat.htm
If you care about chocolates like me.

Best Breakfast.

Thank you God for blessing me with so many wonderful friends who are reminders of your presence with me... otherwise, I would not have received this e-mail from Rebecca. And Rebecca, I do want you to know... I LOVE YOU.

You might be wondering what's the connection between this and breakfast, which we normally regard as the first meal (food) that goes into our stomach. But this morning, the first e-mail I read served as the best breakfast to my soul, spirit, heart and mind for me today. You should check it out ;)

This is a conversation between God and a man on the telephone. (my favourites are in italic)

God : Hello. Did you call me?
Me: Called you? No.. who is this?
God : This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat.
Me: I do pray. Just makes me feel good. I am actually busy now. I am in the midst of something.
God : What are you busy at? Ants are busy too.
Me: Don't know. But I cant find free time. Life has become hectic. It's rush hour all the time.
God : Sure. Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you results. Activity consumes time. Productivity frees it.
Me: I understand. But I still can't figure out. By the way, I was not expecting YOU to buzz me on instant messaging chat.
God : Well I wanted to resolve your fight for time, by giving you some clarity. In this net era, I wanted to reach you through the medium you are comfortable with.
Me: Tell me, why has life become complicated now?
God : Stop analyzing life. Just live it. Analysis is what makes it complicated.
Me: Why are we then constantly unhappy?
God : Your today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday. You are worrying because you are analyzing. Worrying has become your habit. That's why you are not happy.
Me: But how can we not worry when there is so much uncertainty?
God : Uncertainty is inevitable, but worrying is optional.
Me: But then, there is so much pain due to uncertainty..
God : Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional.
Me: If suffering is optional, why do good people always suffer?
God : Diamond cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be purified without fire. Good people go through trials, but don't suffer. With that experience their life become better not bitter.
Me: You mean to say such experience is useful?
God : Yes. In every terms, Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.
Me: But still, why should we go through such tests? Why cant we be free from problems?
God : Problems are Purposeful Roadblocks Offering Beneficial Lessons (to)Enhance Mental Strength. Inner strength comes from struggle and endurance, not when you are free from problems.
Me: Frankly in the midst of so many problems, we don't know where we are heading..
God : If you look outside you will not know where you are heading. Look inside. Looking outside, you dream. Looking inside,you awaken. Eyes provide sight. Heart provides insight.
Me: Sometimes not succeeding fast seems to hurt, more than moving in the right direction. What should I do?
God : Success is a measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a measure as decided by you. Knowing the road ahead is more satisfying than knowing you rode ahead. You work with the compass. Let others work with the clock.
Me: In tough times, how do you stay motivated?
God : Always look at how far you have come, rather than how far you have to go. Always count your blessing, not what you are missing.
Me: What surprises you about people?
God : When they suffer they ask, "why me?" When they prosper, they never ask "Why me" Everyone wishes to have truth on their side, but few want to be on the side of the truth.
Me: Sometimes I ask, who am I, why am I here. I cant get the answer.
God : Seek not to find who you are, but to determine who you want to be. Stop looking for a purpose as to why you are here. Create it. Life is not a process of discovery but a process of creation.
Me: How can I get the best out of life?
God : Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear.
Me: One last question. Sometimes I feel my prayers are not answered.
God : There are no unanswered prayers. At times the answer is NO.
Me: Thank you for this wonderful chat. I am so happy to start with a new sense of inspiration.
God : Well. Keep the faith and drop the fear. Don't believe your doubts and doubt your beliefs. Life is a mystery to solve not a problem to resolve.
Trust me. Life is wonderful if you know how to live.

Queen of procrasti-Nation.

Yes, that is my nation....procrasti-nation :P

I'm an expert when in comes to procrastination.

One morning a few days ago, I came to the college library with the supposedly settled intention to revise Chapters 2 to 5 of Law of Succession. After 4 hours, I was still stuck at the Introduction :P

When I read a few lines, I lifted my head and saw a free available PC in the library!! Yeah, online time.... tap tap tap....cursing the slow connection...tap tap tap...click click click.... ok, done! Ow...tummy ache, must go toilet...dash out of library, went to ladies.

Then I returned to the library to continue on Law of Succession. I sat down, skimmed the notes, read 3 lines...mouth feeling itchy!! Got up, went to the canteen and munched on a packet of guava and a packet or watermelon. When I finished, it was time to attend class. There goes my plan to finish up revision for Chapters 2 to 5 of Law of succesion.

Still not enough? Hehe, my handphone credit was RM 0.00 a week ago. On:
Day 1-Ok, I will reload my phone tomorrow before going to college.
Day 2-Spent too much yesterday, want to save money. Nvm, I'll reload tomorrow.
Day 3-Arrghh!! I can't sms friends and this sucks!! Ok, later I will ask Sri Raam whether he can transfer credit to me...Damn! Sri Raam's credit expired!! That means I'm not meant to reload today. Fine, I'll do it tomorrow.
Day 4-Woke up and thought of going to 7 Eleven later to reload phone... 11pm as I was lying on my bed "Oh s***! Too busy til I forgot to reload!!" Ok, I'll do it tomorrow. Until now, my credit is till at RM 0.00.
Day 5- Can't call mom!! Ok, I have to reload tomorrow.
Day 6-Still RM 0.00! Can't reply TY's sms! Oh...but I'm so so so lazy to walk....
Day 7-Reloaded RM 30.00!!! Yeah!

See what I mean? Yes, I am the Queen of Procrasti-Nation.

And last night, I was reading Law of Succession (yeah, it's my second attempt!)...one page....Hey, what can I write about in my blog tomorrow??....maybe about mosquitoes (cos I was bitten 15 times in 30 minutes while having breakfast in the canteen in IPG), hmmm...maybe procratination (Me n Aiching just talked about it). OK!

Then, I remembered that my friends will have exams soon. So I made cards for them, but the attempt failed miserably. So no Good Luck cards for them. Aiks?? The poster on my wall fell...ok, stick it back to the wall. Sat down again...look at notes.... time to sleep zzzzz.

Current Craze.

My current favourite website:

http://travisfimmel.homestead.com/one.html

I'm so nuts...when it comes to him.
Thank you God for such a beautiful creation :P I love you God.

The Reason.

I almost typed the 'Raisin' for the title of this posting :P My craving for food is irrescuable.

Anyway, what I'm sharing today happened last night before I go to bed. My phone ran out of credit. Yes, it was RM 0.00 the last time I checked, and it still is RM 0.00 now. My lazy-fat-heavy bum just wouldn't move to get a reload card at the nearest mobile phone shop or 7 Eleven which is only 3 to 5 minutes walk from my place.

I prayed to God that TY will call me now... Amen. Ring ring. My phone rang few seconds later. God is so great. But it was not the phone call that made me love God more, it was something else...

After chatting with TY, I gave thanks for the phone call and smiled while I closed my eyes, preparing to enter my dreamland where I could probably walk on the sea or marry Travis Fimmel.

Then, it happened suddenly. I realised this most amazing thing..

I accepted Christ just 2 weeks ago. It happened for a reason. The reason was because God loves me. God anwered my prayer last night for a reason. The reason was because God wants me to realise that my loved ones i.e. TY, my family and my friends, will be saved.

That was why I am a believer. That was why I was placed around them. That was why.... So that God can put His plans into work.

Praise the Lord.

Ten Ten.

10th of october...a special date it is!! And it is a special day for me too. Know why? There are many reasons. I'm just gonna tell you 5 :

1. I made it to college without getting wet in the rain and managed to crossed the roads safely (ya know how difficult it is to cross a road in Penang!)

2. God answered my prayer! It's another day of feeling God's presence in me and that inexplicable feeling of being loved and joy infinitely above that which I felt with TY (sorry, but I still love u *muacks*).

3. I woke up thinking about Travis Fimmel...drool....awwwwww....what a great way to start a day!

4. Still have the wonderful song by 3 Doors Down in my head ..... everything i have in this world, all that i'll ever be, it could all fall down around me, just as long as i have u right here by me. sob sob :')

5. More yummy food ...yum yum :P

I Love It, when...

I love it

when you pull me

close to you

so i can bury my head

in your warm chest

when you hold me close

smelling my hair

while i listen

to your strong, steady heartbeat.

I love it

when you have that distant look

as it'll make me ask

Are you ok?

Is everything all right?

then you'll hold my hands

look at me

so convincingly

and say

Everything's fine.

I love it

when you see me sad

because you'll make a joke

because it makes me laugh

but

i feel even more joy

when the laughter is yours

when i see

your amazing smile

because I told a joke

because it made you laugh.

And I love it

when the moment is perfect

for the words

to be spoken

for me to say

I love you.

the shine in your eyes

the warm smile on your face

already said to me

what i needed to hear

what i know you'll say

with the tender look

even before you say

I love you too.

Darn, guess some people are not born to be a poet. And I'm pretty sure I'm one of them :)

Zero Comprehensiveness.

I have to agree with one of my classmates that English law and judges are impossible to understand. Don't know what I mean?

Try reading just one 2-page judgment (yes, only a 2-page one will do!) from any English law reports OR check out my friend's post here (www.sleepypurpleworld.blogspot.com/2005/09/english-judges.html).

And in addition to her theories, I would like to add another theory:

5) They can't even come up with proper names. We came across judges with names like "Cockburn", "Cross" and "Upjohn". I will not be surprise if in the future there's a judge called "Assburn","Tick" or "Downjack".

College Road Bullies.

These people are unbelievable...and frustrating, not frightening.

Half-way during Law of Succession lesson yesterday, the college security guard knocked on our class room door and asked whether KBK XXXX(altered for the interest of the real victim) belongs to anyone of us. Yes, it was one of my classmates'.

So she took her car keys and went out to move her car which was blocking another student's car. The guard was saying that they were really angry and were shouting.

The next time my classmate opened the class room door and enter the class room again, she looked shocked. Eleven pairs of eyes were on her (including Mr. Khoo's)... Then she spoke with a shaky voice :"They punctured my tyres."

Gasps!!!!! I thought :"What the f***??!"

OK, we all admit that my classmate was wrong in not leaving a note on her car stating her number, name and class. But these b******s have no right to do that to her car!! These Ah Beng's are really out of control! They could have been a lil bit more civilised...be a lil bit more patient and act gentlemanly like asking the guard to go around the college asking who's the owner of the car. And come on, that's not so difficult. IPG main campus has only 3 levels and 17 classrooms!

Wanna know something worse?

Another classmate of mine went down to check out the situation and returned with equally shockness in his face, saying :"They scratched her car also." And it's not a tiny one-inch scratch. It's the whole car!! Plus, they even left a very rude and vulgar note on her car, with all the chinese bad words you can find in the Bad Words Dictionary.

If it weren't for two students who witnessed the puncturing of her tyres, my classmate wouldn't even know it happened. And it is so dangerous!! What if she lost control while driving later??

Thank God, the lovely Mr Khoo immediately escorted her to make the complaint. And she left to a workshop to refill her tyres...3 of them punctured!!

The saddest part was...she didn't see the car plate number of that idiot's car. And therefore, she couldn't lodge a police report for this criminal damage.

So ppl, next time, please leave a note on your car(better inside because people can simply remove a note on the car) if you are blocking somebody. And watch out for their car plate numbers!!

All of us in the class felt outraged! But is there anything we can do?

I prayed to God. And He assuringly replied :"Don't have to do anything now. Events will go as God planned. Things happen for a reason, and don't worry about these bullies not getting what they deserved."